Hollywood Babies

I wake up this morning and put the news on to see what gas has jumped to now...
$4.???, and instead of gas being the news it is Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their twin babies arrival. I smile and think thats great=) All reports are that they are all doing fine. However let the bidding war begin. Who is going to get the millions of dollars it is going to cost to be the first to take and submit the pictures for the world to see? Sometimes the money goes to charity, can we be considered as a charity? So I ponder the thought, I can take a good picture! Wait!!! Scott takes pictures and has taken them on movie sets and of actors, he also has taken sports action pics, he has taken concert pics and he has been published in magazines. So here goes my plea to Brad and Angelina.

Dear Mr.Pitt and Mrs.Jolie-Pitt,

I am writing to you today to ask if my husband can be considered to take the first pictures of your babies that everyone wants to see. He is a photographer, you can view some of his work at http://www.carolinasliveonline.com/ As you will see he has experience working with actors, singers, everyday kids-especially our 3 =).
We are a middle income family of 5 living in N.C. Where we live honestly, paycheck to paycheck. We bought our first home in 2004 and although it is not a small house to us,others may think so,we have quickly run out of room with a teenager, pre-teen and a 4yr old =) If you would allow him to take the pictures- we can not offer you the world or anything even remotely close . Once he took the pictures you could let us know what magazine you would really like to have their first pics in and we would negotiate with them. I have heard that you donate the money that you get for your children's first pics to charities close to your hearts, I think that is great! However, can we be considered the charity this time? We have bills out the you know where, well you probably don't know where. There is so many things we would like to do to our home like get a pool for the kids, add on 2 rooms, finish decorating the house, make the yard nice-because the builder didn't care about making the yard nice. The news says these pics could go for millions- we just need a few hundred thousand to pay off the house and do what we would like to our home and put college money away for our kids. If we get anything over 1/2 million we will donate that to your favorite charity or charities. So what do you say?
Thanks for the consideration!
Samantha (last name withheld for security purposes- you never know who is on the internet, just blog me if you are interested)

OK fellow bloggers, what do you think? Do you think we will get the first pictures? Is my letter missing anything? What did you think about the *smiley* did it add a nice touch?